1. (Source: dopee-swag, via youngandpennywise)

  2. "One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for someday. And then quietly, without you ever really noticing, someday is today. And then someday is yesterday. And this is your life."

    (via forebidden)

    (Source: voguelovesme, via jeannettehigginbotham)

  3. sowwy:

    I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand

    (via powerist)

  4. felizverde:

    piplups:

    my god that gif was made for this moment

    (via adorkableheartbeat)

  5. cumleak:

    "i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

    (via that-funny-guy)

    "I think I’m surprisingly different in real life than what people expect or what people project on to me. I’m not actually that awkward, I don’t think. I think people see me as this sarcastic person that doesn’t care about anything. But, on the contrary, I’m pretty emotional and sensitive and I care a lot about things and people. I think in moments where the spotlight is on me — like if I’m doing a talk show — my defenses come into play and maybe that’s why people see me that way. But, I think my sarcasm is often a way for me to get through those moments. I mean, if you came over to my house, I’d make you a cup of tea and be probably really interested in you."

     - Aubrey Plaza for Refinery29 [x]

    (Source: inaturdishmanner, via socialdullard)

  6. teacrafted:

    "You can’t eat all that!"

    fuckin watch me.

    (via ussdarthwhovian)

  7. lildicktornado:

    rocketgruntromez:

    i’m so lazy

    i wish i could wink my left eye to like

    and wink my right eye to reblog

    ……

    eyes are so fucking useless

    this would be cool

  8. (Source: emyhughes, via awakenedm1nd)

  9. toddodile:

    broccoliavenger:

    meulins-choice-ass:

    87daysbefore:

    me: 

    image

    you:

    image

    Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

    thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

    Lemon in my favorite

    (via strawberriesanddragons)

    gamingartandlove:

    So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

    They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

    They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

    (via that-funny-guy)

  10. unfollowlng:

    seenaill:

    unfollowlng:

    If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

    my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

    you win

    (via leyladida)